This is, quite frankly The Second Greatest Super Bowl Ever©. Fuck James Harrison and his whiney ass. Fuck that rapist Ben Roethlisberger. Fuck their towel. Fuck Wiz Kalifa and his Black and Yellow song. Fuck Bret Favre. But most of all...

MY BABY CLAY MATTHEWS HAS A RAAANNGG! LIQUOR! EVERYWHERE!

Good Night and FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK YEAH!

But god this man I would tackle. Actually, I'd let him tackle ME.

It's either no hair or long hair. I don't get it.

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First off is the video everyone has probably seen but dang:

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On top of this, the plane carrying the Giants couldn't even get INTO Minnesota so it's stranded into KC. The NFL decided to make this a Monday night game instead and it's in...Detroit? For the poor bastards that bought tickets to this game, you'll have prime seating if you make the ( Read more... )

 
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